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pony boner

A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.

Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
by masta & commanda April 29, 2015
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massive boner

it is when people can't spell.
it is when you get horny as hell and your penis goes upwards
god i have a massive boner.
i love massive boners
by mr big black dickbutt:D June 1, 2016
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Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.
Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.
by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017
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garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.
John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018
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weeping boner

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner
bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"
by Nrayly December 29, 2019
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boner taster

1. One who enjoys giving oral sex. 2. To savor an erect penis. 3. To suggest someone is a boner taster. See also boner, boner breath.
1. Joe told his buddy Don that Sarah was a great boner taster.
2. You boner taster!
by Hoyt of the Ledge May 22, 2006
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Zombie Boner

When a male ejaculates during sexual intercourse and then retains an erection and continues to have intercourse.
Last night was incredible. I totally fucked Melissa with a zombie boner.
by Kurupt88 October 17, 2010
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