A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.
Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
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A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.
Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.
by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017
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Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
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Get the weeping boner mug.1. One who enjoys giving oral sex. 2. To savor an erect penis. 3. To suggest someone is a boner taster. See also boner, boner breath.
by Hoyt of the Ledge May 22, 2006
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