bone in the closet

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.

"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."

by TooSick4U March 13, 2009

Bonch Candy

Anything that can make your balls itch in a sexual manner. AKA Hot girls that you think would engage in a sexual activity.

Damn, look at the Bonch Candy across the room. I fucking swear she want my nuts! I'd Beat...

by Chet Chetson April 26, 2006

funny bone

1. A point on the elbow, knee or more commonly the ear where the ulnar nerve runs close to the surface and produces a sharp tingling sensation if knocked against the bone.

Anna sometimes knocks Gerry's ear accidentally but sometimes hits his funny bone which is somehow funny and hurty at the same time.

by tom26 October 12, 2013

bone smuggling

Anal sex, especially as practice by homosexual males. See also "bone smuggler".

Bruce and Julian met in the broom closet during their lunch break for a bit of surreptitious bone smuggling.

by Greenie August 21, 2003

Bone Lucky

A non-susceptibility to post relationship depression because of an fortuitous abundance of alternate sexual partners.

Unlike Timmy, Sammy felt no need to blow his brains out after his breakup; Sammy was, after all, bone lucky and was nailing three women by the end of the week.

by Fruit Pie The Magician February 22, 2007

chunky bone

When A chick is blowing you and throws up chunky vomit on your cock.

Ben: "Keep sucking bitch."

Ashley: "I can't, I'm so drunk, I'll throw up!"

Ben: "Fuck, just keep going. I don't mind a chunky bone."

by Bonerman December 29, 2007

boned

basically a term for a male having intercouse (non-oral) with another person ;)

james: so you went out with lateesha last night yeah?
adam: yeah it was mad, bruvaa we totally boned
james: fuck yeah! congrats

by mistereee October 19, 2012