Bob Saget

Taking a poop, while masturbating, and eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

Last night I got really bored and did a Bob Saget in the bathroom.

by Danny K May 17, 2006

Bob Saget

The act of having intercourse with a woman, then, post-climax, pushing her down a flight of stairs while videotaping, and finally sending the video of her descent (set to appropriately zany music) to “America's Funniest Home Videos”.

"Dude, my Bob Saget was actually aired on TV! I won $20,000!"

"It's a good thing I videotaped my Bob Saget; now they can only charge me with CONSPIRACY to murder!"

by The Rat Man January 17, 2009

sideshow bob

Only the most intelligent homicidial maniac ever. Created by Matt Groening... tried to kill Bart, Selma, Krusty... many people, actually. See above.

'AAAAAH! SIDESHOW BOB!' 'Oh, we've been through so much together... just call me Bob.' 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BOB!'

by GizGaz September 1, 2005

BOB DOLE

Jesus Christ, Ghandi, and Chuck Norris all thrown into the same person. Known for singing Safety Dance and washing down loads of viagra with 2 liter bottles of pepsi.

I just joined the new Church of Bob Dole

by Jburns April 12, 2010

bobs and vagene

A slight spelling error of boobs and vagina.

Dating sites
Indian man:Hello beautiful beby
Indian man:Only sex no marriage
Indian man: send bobs and vagene plz

by GardenGnomeKeemStar August 17, 2017

John Bob

John Bob is a rather childish word to describe ones penis cock knob dick wully bellend wang bob

For example a mother would say to her young son who is sitting watching family time TV and playing with his extra bits (innocently) 'Berty ! leave your John Bob alone!'

by Shirlzknight January 20, 2015

Bobs and vagene

When a indian man tries to get nudes from a woman he often misspells it or says it like this. It can cause confusion and that’s why he doesn’t often get the photos he wanted. Don’t trust a man who says this.

*This post is not meant to be racist*

*In an indian accent* “Hello can I see bobs and vagene?” “Hello, you are very beautiful woman I want to see your bobs and vegene too”

by I PostedThat July 5, 2018