Lush Bandit

Someone who is a douche that likes to drink beer and have hard gay sex.

That guy is a lush bandit look at the way he drinks that beer with those fagots

by Zach Russell December 15, 2003

baditch

A itch that is worse than normal itches.

I have a REALLY baditch!

by SA-X December 21, 2004

banditos

Mexicans with little mustach-e-os and they beat up little chidrens

those banditos were kicken little chidrens ass

by Ayaros & asyla May 13, 2005

chi chi arso bandito

A mexican bunghuffin homosexual who prowls the lone plains wandering the dessert looking for innocent people (namely children)to bleed dry and fill with cream.

ey mooda fooka,you b a chi chi arso bandito!

by nojewar January 21, 2005

One Handed Bandit

A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.

Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

Smokey and the Bandit

Sucking a fart out of a chicks Anal Rim, and then proceeding to kiss her while burping the fart into her mouth.

Burt Reynolds gave Sally Struthers a "Smokey and the Bandit" during a hot night of love.

by Peter Frampton January 1, 2006

The Red Bandit

Sneaky son of a bitch that likes to steal things, smoke weed, and date midgets so that he feels that his penis is bigger. He plans to take ofver the world and steal the chinese women and thier small dogs

The red bandit dated a midget named jess who is refered to as a fischer price hoop while the red bandit is a womens basket ball smaller than a mens basketball, so he plays with his fischer price hoop to feel bigger than the mens basketballs, but one day the fischer price hoop went to the park and let everyone play on it so the red badit broke that hoop.

by Red Bandit Jr. January 26, 2011