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blood hoe

One who only prostitues to those with AIDS.
I gotta get me some blood hoes!
by jub jub October 9, 2003
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Blood Goggles

This monstrosity involves the act of where an unsuspecting male is pleasuring his female counterpart, then for some fuck off gross reason she starts menstruating all over his face, in his mouth and more particularly in his eyes blinding him. When consciousness is regained, his vision will be tainted for 3-6 hours with a vile red colour and may exhibit suicidal tendencies.
1.
Horrified by the pungent smell and thickened texture dripping down his ocular cavity, Ray chewed the veins out of his wrists and proceeded to violate himself with a wine bottle until death by rectal trauma.

2.
Maloney: Dude, did you hear what happened to Higgins?
Jones: Haha yeah I heard he received heinous blood goggles, man what a douche.
Maloney: Yeah, then he drank battery acid and forced himself to cry!
(Pause of sheer horror)
Maloney: Then he beat a midget with a hose.
Jones: Intense...
by Ampleforth June 12, 2008
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Blood On The Dance Floor

An electronica group started by the scenester, Dahvie Vanity. Chris was a member until he quit. Garrett Ecstasy was next to join as the screamer. That is until Dahvie took some personal time off from a tour of their's and Garrett decided to commit a numerous amount of felonies against Dahvie, causing Dahvie to kick him out. Mind you, this all occurred AFTER the false charges of statutory rape (a rumor which was revealed that Garrett spread the rumor about the rape. Dahvie was later released when the girl refused to take a rape test) After Dahvie kicked out Garrett, he asked a mutual friend of their's (Jay VonMonroe) to join and help him make a new, clean name for Blood on the Dance Floor, which Dahvie had put his entire being into creating. It was later released in a Dahvie's blog, the contributing factors to Garrett's departure from the group. Dahvie's blog said that not only did Garrett perform a gig while Dahvie had been on leave, after breaking into Dahvie's trailer and using his equipment, but he also used the money from merchandising, meant to pay for merch for their fans, to get another tattoo. Dahvie didn't want to be further associated with a drug addict, which ultimately was a large factor in his kicking out of Garrett Ecstasy and the instantaneous joining of Jay Monroe.Dahvie also stated that he had done all of the song-writing, even for the parts in which Garrett was meant to sing/scream, and Garrett was simply to drugged out to contribute.
Scenester Numero Uno: Dude! Did you hear about the fudged up shiz that Garrett Ecstasy did?

Scenester Numero Dos: Chya man! It's totally redonkulous! I can't believe him! Now I can't get my Blood On the Dance Floor t-shirt!
by Moonbeary June 29, 2011
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bloep

A very gay word used in some chat rooms.
The definition is unknown. All people who say it are automatically losers.
22:50 <Viewtiful_Joe> bloep
by masterchris March 20, 2004
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kill the baby sell the blood

Get yo doe. Slang for don't take shit from nobody.
Homeless guy One: Don't let him disrespect yo, nigga.
Homeless guy Two: Kill the baby sell the blood.
Homeless guy Three: *Picks up chicken off the sidewalk*
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blood belching vagina

refering to a heavily menstruating vagina.
Get your blood belching vagina away from me!
by B-Jizzy February 13, 2003
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donate blood

What a ghetto girl asks you to do after you break up with her. It means that she is going to get her gang to beat you.
Babe, come over tomorrow. I need you to donate blood.
by WhiteGuyWhoLovesLife January 28, 2009
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