Blonde moment

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.
Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment
by Jake Doyle August 25, 2019
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Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile
Wow hake is such a beacon blonde
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Mucky Blonde

A hair colour. Usually a mix of brunette blonde and gold. Not the type of blonde that is associated with ditziness. They are usually brainier than bleach blondes even though this is not considered a personality trait.
Girl 1: Wow, you aced that test!!
Girl 2: It's coz I'm mucky blonde!!!!
by Muckieblonde6 September 26, 2009
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bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.
Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"
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Blondes

Blondes are super super dumb and a crack head at most times
A Blondes is a stoopid person: ur a blonde dont talk to me u crackhead
by The original vsco November 21, 2019
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blonde pube

HE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR 8 YEARS HELP US FIND HIM XXXXXUWB
HELP I LOST MY PUBES

BLONDE PUBE
by paula the best August 31, 2022
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Dumb Blonde

Courtney also known as me. Mwah xoxo your dumb blonde
Courtney your that one dumb blonde who doesn’t know anything
by Cgc123 November 14, 2019
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