Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy
by Averysoftrock February 18, 2021
The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.
by gtg01 February 26, 2012
The place in your bed or blankets where you lose things and don't find them for hours, days, or even weeks.
This can also apply to couches.
This can also apply to couches.
"Dude, can I borrow your phone? Mine's dead."
"Sorry, I lost my phone in Blanket Narnia a few days ago."
"Sorry, I lost my phone in Blanket Narnia a few days ago."
by Lucario2020 November 27, 2014
by panheaddan November 15, 2023
by Handledeeznutz September 19, 2015
Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate
Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.
Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate
Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.
Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.
by OGmud July 14, 2023
When a white guy comes in a niggers mouth... Male of female.
Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.
Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.
When I was a kid, my grandparents used their cotton pickers to make them dirty blanket.
I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.
I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.
by Deedav August 05, 2021