Bacon muncher

An individual with an odd fetish for performing oral sex on obese ladiessss (BMI over 35).

"Gary's going to Lane Bryant to look for prospective bacon munching opportunities." (verb use)

"Did you see the girl that Gary is grinding up against? Dude is a total bacon muncher." (noun use)

"If bacon munching were an Olympic sport, Gary would take home the gold." (gerund use)

by Not Gary September 5, 2012

bacon clit

A Clit that resembles bacon, and is floppy and hard, sometimes soft. It is only found in whores and skanks. the Clit would need to be at least .5 inches long, and very floppy.

"I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and turns out she had a bacon clit....i told her i already ate breakfast, and left.

by RakeG November 3, 2011

Doing the Bacon

When a person/animal falls to the ground and starts to flop around almost like they are having a seizure... This could be due to an actual seizure, drunkenness or a bout of rofl due to some hilarity that has ensued among other things...

Dude... why was that girl flopping around like a fish on the floor last night?

She got so drunk that she started doing the bacon

by dragonstar87 June 9, 2010

bacon-bottom

noun-an unusually large quantity of cellulite residing on the backside(ass) of entirely too many women.

If her cheeks hit the floor when she's sitting on the john she's got a bacon-bottom.

by Steven DePola March 5, 2005

Bacon Addict

One who is addicted/obsessed with Kevin Bacon. Signs include their favorte movies being all by Kevin Bacon; doing a Kevin Bacon impression; comissioning pictures of themselves with Kevin Bacon; claiming to be devoted fans; owning a Logitech Revue.

"My wife says if I watch any more Kevin Bacon, I might actualy turn into Kevin Bacon." - Ivan Cobenk (Bacon Addict)

by Ivan Bacon December 28, 2010

Bacon Sarne

When you go round a girl's house and then their mum comes in and offers you something to eat and you reply yes please they then make you a bacon sarne.
This is where a mother opens her vagina and you sit inside it like a sandwich then eat your way out.

I went to Georgia's house the other day, her Mum gave me a bacon sarne, it was delicious!

by BenBrazier April 16, 2009

Bacon Stripes

The stains on a pair of panties or thong that was found under your bed on a tuesday after a long weekend of drinking beer,smoking pot and fucking.....

A.i found a thong under my bed and cant remember where it came from.
B.did it have bacon stripes?
A.you fucking know it.....

by Luckydog182 March 31, 2009