by Tidecow15 September 15, 2010
Get the Bacon Walletmug. A Clit that resembles bacon, and is floppy and hard, sometimes soft. It is only found in whores and skanks. the Clit would need to be at least .5 inches long, and very floppy.
"I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and turns out she had a bacon clit....i told her i already ate breakfast, and left.
by RakeG November 3, 2011
Get the bacon clitmug. noun-an unusually large quantity of cellulite residing on the backside(ass) of entirely too many women.
by Steven DePola March 5, 2005
Get the bacon-bottommug. When a person/animal falls to the ground and starts to flop around almost like they are having a seizure... This could be due to an actual seizure, drunkenness or a bout of rofl due to some hilarity that has ensued among other things...
Dude... why was that girl flopping around like a fish on the floor last night?
She got so drunk that she started doing the bacon
She got so drunk that she started doing the bacon
by dragonstar87 June 9, 2010
Get the Doing the Baconmug. by anonymous July 9, 2021
Get the Bacon osumug. When you go round a girl's house and then their mum comes in and offers you something to eat and you reply yes please they then make you a bacon sarne.
This is where a mother opens her vagina and you sit inside it like a sandwich then eat your way out.
This is where a mother opens her vagina and you sit inside it like a sandwich then eat your way out.
by BenBrazier April 16, 2009
Get the Bacon Sarnemug. One who is addicted/obsessed with Kevin Bacon. Signs include their favorte movies being all by Kevin Bacon; doing a Kevin Bacon impression; comissioning pictures of themselves with Kevin Bacon; claiming to be devoted fans; owning a Logitech Revue.
"My wife says if I watch any more Kevin Bacon, I might actualy turn into Kevin Bacon." - Ivan Cobenk (Bacon Addict)
by Ivan Bacon December 28, 2010
Get the Bacon Addictmug.