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Vag Attack

Vag Attack can be a number of things.
1. A girl has caught a case of the stds an has som lil bumps popping all over, or even a case of the crabs.
2. A guy happen to beat it so bad that the girl can barely move, or take a piss.
3. Some one has happen to eather punched, kicked, or did some kind of hardcore hit to the vaginal area of a female.
Dude that girl is under the vag attack she can barely walk.
by jesemater December 22, 2010
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cum attack

When you see a girl that is so ridiculously hot that your heart stops and you jizz violently in your pants.
*Brooklyn Decker walks by*
Guy: " O jesus i just had a cum attack i need to get out of here"
by Beekay2124 March 15, 2011
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Cis-attracted

Attraction to people who's gender identity aligns with the identity they were assigned at birth, and their physical sex characteristics; cisexuality.

A cis-attracted person can either be heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual because the only defining characteristic of cis-attraction is an attraction to cis men and women.
Person 1: "Are you trans-attracted?"
Person 2: "No, I'm cis-attracted."
by nihlgender October 26, 2019
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Point Barrow Pinquin Attack

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you reach over to glass of ice water, pull out a piece of ice, and slide it into her ass.
by KC November 7, 2003
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blue sack attack

when you wack your sack against the wall of a vagina until it turns blue.
Dude why are you limping?

i gave my girlfriend one mean blue sack attack, and i still havent recovered.
by herbizzle December 29, 2007
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d mac attack

D MAC ATTACK

Popular slang in Australia for a closet homo who trys to get it on with a straight guy after he has had a few drinks. A guy who starts busting out gay moves and queer comments when he's on the drink.
That dirty homo he was really blind and tried to d mac attack me. Everytime that guy has a few drinks he tries to pull some d mac moves on me. I would try to avoid that guy i think he is in the closet he always trys to pull the guinea on me when hes pissed.
by danielkhennessy May 13, 2010
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The rules of attraction

My favorite movie and one of the most unique, memorable films I've ever seen.

"The Rules of Attraction" is about rich kids, drugs, partying and a glimpse into college life. Since I've unfortunately known people just like this, it definitely scored with me. From beginning to end, this movie is fascinating and I couldn't pull myself away from it. Each scene is great and its a rare film that doesn't bore you. Its a very black comedy yet in many ways it hits on quite a few real issues. Sean is the main character, a drug dealing sociopathic character who falls for a virgin named Lauren who has a boyfriend named Victor. All the while Paul is in love with Sean. It sounds like a simple plot, but in the hands of Roger Avary its compelling. The backwards scenes, the suicide scene, the parties and the character interaction is disturbing yet intriguing. Of course, the book is better but that is generally the case. Still, I liked this better than "American Psycho" for some reason. It just seemed sadly real to me.
My favorite scenes are obnoxious Richard at the restaurant, Sean's excuse to Lauren for sleeping with her friend, the guy going on a debauched trip across Europe and his weird face to face moment with Lauren and the hospital scene.

This is a movie that isn't for everyone. Its a black comedy, but its peopled with strange characters and scenes that will stay with you long after. I loved it!
Sean Bateman: Lauren wait, Lauren... Hey, hey Lauren

Lauren: Oh My God!

Sean Bateman: Can we talk?

Lauren: NO!

Sean Bateman: Lauren don't walk away. HEY! I really did try to kill myself... just before I faked it.

Lauren: Wow Sean, it's over.

Sean Bateman: No it's not!

Lauren: Ya it is, I'm in love with somebody else.

Sean Bateman: Who?

Lauren: My old boyfriend Victor. Plus its none of your fucking business.

Sean Bateman: Victor?

Lauren: Ya.

Sean Bateman: What, then why the fuck did you write me those letters?

Lauren: Wow. Deal with it Sean it's over, Rock and Roll.

Sean Bateman: Lauren I want to know you

Lauren: What does that mean know me, know me, nobody ever knows anybody else, ever! You will never know me.

Victor: I meet two underage Italian girls who I try to talk into fucking each other while I jack off onto them. I end up buying them some ice cream instead.

The Rules Of Attraction
by solbiato_asap November 29, 2011
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