Matrix attack

It's not a fucking Matrix attack Jesus Christ ate you motherfuckers corny.

Hym "Again. It ain't a fucking 'Matrix attack' you fucking gomers. Jesus, you guys are absurd. That would be convenient for you though, wouldn't it? Because if it's not a Matrix attack, then you've been promoting a rapist AND PEDOPHILE (Because if I fucked a 16 year old I'd be considered a pedophile) for years while simultaneously refusing to promote and/or poaching a NOT rapist (as I have raped 0 people). Really guys... I'm loving this. Russell taught them the ways of 'TRUE love'.... By force. What's that Jordan Peterson always says? 'If you're willing to use force then blahblahblah I'll probably still have him on my podcast because I don't give a fuck about rape' ~ Jordan Peterson (I'm paraphrasing a bit but that SOUNDS like something he would say)"

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020

Agitation Attack

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.

John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

by Mafiaregola1794 November 1, 2010

great attack

1. (noun) a show of Bemani game skills by deliberately attempting to score "Greats" instead of "Perfects".

2. (interjection) used by DDR players when they're off the beat, but can't blame it on the controller/stage/pad

1. "If this was Great Attack, you'd win. But it's not so you don't."

2. (Score shows up on the screen and quick, before anybody says anything, dude shouts) "Great Attack!"

by second tuesday October 20, 2006

Pancake Attack

What one might say when having a panic attack. Usually someone who is often dramatic

M:I’m HaViNg A PaNcAkE aTtAcK
A: okay m ur done

by Tinaannabeth April 23, 2022

Backwards Attack

When someone agrees to your idea or proposal despite initial hesitation, but due to an unfortunate outcome caused by circumstances out of everyone's control later regrets the decision and launches an extremely harsh retroactive verbal attack on you and/or your character. These attacks are typically launched by passive aggressive people.

You convince someone you care about to take a vacation to a specific destination. The other person prefers a different destination but reluctantly agrees. During the trip flights are delayed, luggage gets lost, and other things go wrong. That person then proceeds to launch a Backwards Attack on you for the entire situation even though they actually agreed to go on the trip. They also use the situation to make other unrelated attacks on your character.

by BostonX November 4, 2013

happiness attack

happiness attack when you are so happy you can't controle yourself like in a anger attack or a panick attack. But instead of beating the shit out of things you hug the shit out of pets or people because you are just so happy. Translated from the dutch word 'blijheidsaanval'

Amy: auwh your hurting me, don't hug this tight

Rose: I'm sorry {hugs tighter}

Rob: she's clearly having a happiness attack

by H. Tertavonju May 4, 2017