by Therealkingofca February 12, 2020

Andre is a little bitch who will always complain about everything and is a huge qeer, turns gay guys straight and shriveles up when touched.
If you try to have an intelligent conversation with it, it will tell you that you are wrong no matter what and it will start insulting you if it can't think of anything else. If you tell him something factual, he will reply with emotions of complete bullshit.
If you try to have an intelligent conversation with it, it will tell you that you are wrong no matter what and it will start insulting you if it can't think of anything else. If you tell him something factual, he will reply with emotions of complete bullshit.
by The guy that says hi November 16, 2023

A really great friend who likes, accepts and appreciates you for who you really are, no matter what. He always checks up on you, is interested in getting to know you more than he thinks. Andres is also a hot sexy motherfucker; a guy that all the girls in high school want to date, though he may not be interested. But in the end, he's a great guy, who is caring , compassionate, loving, kind and gentle, and you are lucky if you have him as a friend.
Girl : I just talked to that new guy over there. He's really nice, and he's super hot!
Guy: Oh yeah, I've talked to him too. His name is Andres.
Girl: Really? Boy, was I lucky to meet him.
Guy: Oh yeah, I've talked to him too. His name is Andres.
Girl: Really? Boy, was I lucky to meet him.
by BrunoMars2411 July 12, 2018

An Andre is always number 1 at Spicy Uno. He will charm you with his mouth full of metal, and his understandable financial advise. You will always find him posting on social media trying to be something he is not…and makes unforgettable TikToks.
by Chewch777 November 23, 2021

by Knif3x January 2, 2017

Beautiful, funny, smart, strong and awesomeness.
The best person you can know and if you have and Andres in your life you are bless with luck
The best person you can know and if you have and Andres in your life you are bless with luck
by A852 December 23, 2016

yeet lord. thats some feels bad man. basically a dude who thinks he will become a calvin klein underwear model. Has big penisses, multiple. Fortnite athlete. hermaphrodity. Black sometimes white tho. depends on how much sunn. plays league of legends with gaymer gurlz$!!! Nike adidas colombia gucci hermes fashionista icon. thinks he can rap. Bad luck with teacher ladys but gets coochie. Has a dog. eats salads for breakfasts. cup of noodle for life!!!! Latino minority low income first generation english second language child of immigrant field workers, likes beans and tortillas, plays soccer sometimes thinks he is christiano ronaldo. goes to nerd school. dated drop out (thats some feels bad man)
by nigga naye nayer September 6, 2018
