Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze

When during the final stages of intercourse, the man completes his orgasm inside his partner's anus, then loweres his face in time for his partner to produce flatulance. This ejects semen combined with fecal matter (Doo-Doo butter) onto the man's face, resulting in a similar appearance to a snowy, speckled, large-footed, mythical mammal.

Last night, Schmidt gave his boyfriend an Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze for his birthday.

by Fitzalicious June 6, 2018

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Alaska Alzheimer's

When passing through the state of Alaska you will suddenly forget everything you know about yourself for a while.

Barry: Jesus Christ it's cold here!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!

by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

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alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head

Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night

by Shocker83 June 17, 2018

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Alaska

Alaska is amazing, she is so gorgeous, sweet, intelligent, beautiful,funny and such a loyal friend. She loves family and friends, her friends she treasures and spoils with her hard working money. She is a true best friend. Get someone like her. Although many people dislike her as she speaks the truth and says it how it is. She is very unclear about feeling and doesn’t like sharing them with people. She feels as if people always leave, and has trust issues but she is sexxy.

She is not a country she is an Alaska

by Yo-yo-how April 15, 2018

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