Alyssa

Can’t afford to buy a portable charger so asks someone at JB HiFi for a staff discount. A true con artist

Wow did you see that girl who’s using that person for a discount? Must be Alyssa

by Rumpus1315 October 18, 2021

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alyssa loren soliz is the prettiest of all people ever. she has lots of fans and even fanart. she has cool hair. alyssa loren soliz is fruity

person 1: have you seen alyssa loren soliz today?
person 2: yes. she looked so so cutie and fruity.

by septumstrawberrybunny November 1, 2021

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Alyssaing

Being a model, actress, entrepreneur, and business woman who is married to a famous hockey player.

She loved him so much she’s so alyssaing

by Yssagut September 8, 2021

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smelly. and loves pippa

alyssa heyyyyy!

by shoreeeeee September 13, 2021

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Alyssa is the girl with the pretty blonde hair and light blue eyes, the perfect body and the most contagious smile. even though she may have an attitude, you can ALWAYS count on her to come through. the boys fall head over heels for her and the girls cant do anything but stare.

boy 1: god alyssa is so fine
boy 2: ikr, shes mine though backoff
girl 1: she really isnt all that guys

by allysauruasrex September 21, 2021

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Alyssa is an amazing, epic girl who is way better than her best friend, she is very epicer and her best friend don’t even know the definition of epic, so just remember, Alyssa is very epic.

Guy: OMG LOOK AT ALYSSA
Girl: OMG SHE IS SO EPIC
Girl 2: LOOK ST HER BEST FRIEND THEY ARENT EVEN AS EPIC AS HER

by anonymous July 15, 2021

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