The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.
Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.
These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.
Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.
These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.
Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."
Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"
Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."
*see defined word for description
Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"
Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."
*see defined word for description
by dangchicago April 17, 2009
The day before Christmas Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the holiday season, Christmas Adam creates further anticipation of Christmas Day.
When is your family coming to our place?
On Christmas Adam and leaving New Year's Day.
Christmas Adam is the last chance to prepare for the Christmas Eve party.
On Christmas Adam and leaving New Year's Day.
Christmas Adam is the last chance to prepare for the Christmas Eve party.
by JSR December 23, 2005
by Huensohn January 26, 2023
A Clevver host and a YouTuber with around 600,000 Subscribers. He is the Boyfriend of Shane Dawson and the owner/dad of Uno and Cheeto Dawson. Ryland is amazing, he really helped Shane out.
Ryland Adams is a YouTuber and a Clevver host He is amazing at what he does and I hope he keeps it up. 💗
by Shyland.batby August 21, 2017
A power couple; using the beginning letter of the alphabet and ending with the last, these two cover all realms of love. Adam and Zoe's are talented, humorous and attractive. Their love is a balanced equation- sex and life are kept even.
by everybreathwedrew January 09, 2012
by Penispickle69420 January 09, 2020
"Hey Joe, when are your folks coming into town?"
"I'm pretty sure my mom said they were heading in on Christmas Adam."
"I'm pretty sure my mom said they were heading in on Christmas Adam."
by MBGanja Babe December 29, 2009