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Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
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Scum rug grease

A substance that leeches out of one's mullet almost exclusively on males aged 13-19.
"what the crap is on that kids head?"

"Oh, it's a scum rug"

"The dude looks wet!"

"Oh yeah that's the Scum rug grease"
by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 26, 2025
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Grease the Musical

A phrase that can be interchanged for any profane word.
I failed my English Test... Grease the Musical!
by WiningsEnglishClass September 28, 2010
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Preacha Grease

Hair pomade or anything for the hair used by male preachers that gives them a 'greased down' over-shined hair look. This look basically works against rather than for the over-all minister's appearance.
Most of the Tele Evangelists (Male) who have their hair slicked back uses Preacha Grease, and 'Ghetto' Preachers in the urban neighborhood. "Rev. Toejam's hair is full of Preacha Grease, look how slick and shiny it is..."
by Methodistpreacher January 13, 2008
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Grease Dat Ting

1) To engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, verb form of sex, to smash/pipe/fucc, Grease = verb form of sex, Dat Ting= The Woman of reference
by zaywop1718 August 14, 2016
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Greased piglet

“The greased piglet might slip through the hands of those trying to hold him to account“
by Longyear January 30, 2022
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