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Cannon

A Large, Long, and Heavy Piece of Artillery
Mainly used on Warfare

The history of cannon spans several hundred years from the 12th century to modern times. The cannon first appeared in China sometime during the 12th and 13th centuries. It likely developed in parallel or as an evolution of an earlier gunpowder weapon called the fire lance.
Comrade 69: Load The Cannonball!
Comrade PuffMaster: Loading the Ammunition!
Comrade PuffMaster: Lock and Loaded!
Comrade 69: Fire!!!
by JJWasTaken October 7, 2020
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Cannon Dukie

When you take a hit the second before you fall into the water.
“I took a sick cannon dukie at the pool yesterday!”
by HyperGod February 7, 2021
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Gauss Cannon

Someone's Gigantic Dong.
Oh my gosh, Michael has a Gauss Cannon!

I have a Gauss Cannon
by JoebamaYoMama June 13, 2021
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Cannon Farter!

When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.
Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.
by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020
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Dirt cannon

Brandon fires his dirt cannon after violent coitus.
by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016
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Cannon Thibodeau

he doesnt want you vro… 💔🥀
person 1: yo thats cannon thibodeau
person 2: man vro he doesnt want you 💔🥀
by lynn.xxxx May 26, 2025
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Brookside titty cannon

The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.
C'mere girl, you hungry? Lemme whip out my brookside titty cannon then.
by Yaa boi June 26, 2017
mugGet the Brookside titty cannonmug.

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