Dry willie

A disappointing dick pic.

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.

by AgentBanana April 27, 2015

Mushroom willy

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.

Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"

by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014

A slobbery willy

Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.

Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

Narel Willis

W mans the best person in the world fuck is you talkin bout

Be like a Narel Willis

by narelwillis February 5, 2022

creatine willy

Soft or flacid penis caused by the excessive consumption of creatine

"That dudeman has just started horsing the supplements and has a serious case of creatine willy"

by Magoo1984 March 3, 2023

pug willy

Pug willy is a really funny pug and he's stupid sometimes he was born in the 1880's.

pug willys is funny.

by pugs's are cute December 12, 2020