In the fucking thick of it.
The families ride or die.
Barely sane most days.
Loving the insanity.
Trying to raise good humans.
Foregoing our happiness for yours.
Giving up our passions and careers.
Doing our best.
Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.
The families ride or die.
Barely sane most days.
Loving the insanity.
Trying to raise good humans.
Foregoing our happiness for yours.
Giving up our passions and careers.
Doing our best.
Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.
by AlyDean April 7, 2022
Get the Zombie Mommug. 
A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.
by Pink Cinnamon October 17, 2021
Get the Zombie napmug. A false statement, asserted as a fact, that has been repeatedly and thoroughly debunked, yet still keeps turning up in debate. It takes its name from the zombie movie trope, whereby no matter how many times you shoot a zombie, it just keeps getting up and coming at you.
“The moon landing was a hoax, didn’t you see the flag waving in the breeze?”
“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”
“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”
by TheShickle November 6, 2021
Get the Zombie Factmug. Someone who blindly shows up at the gym every day/week at the same time and does exactly the same workout / routine.
Look at the clock; its 5:25 and Randy in limbering up outside the Fitness Center waiting for the doors to open. He lifts 5 days a week doing the same workout. What a Gym Zombie.
by TimeToFap November 2, 2016
Get the Gym Zombiemug. Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.
Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.
by irrealism September 25, 2012
Get the zombie taxmug. 1. To use one's penis to transmit diseases via sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.
1.*"Hey, why is everyone angry at Todd?"
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."
by CheddarMember December 21, 2019
Get the Zombie-Dickingmug.