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zombie tech

Overvalued technology or innovation—often touted as the next big thing— that continues to draw foolish investors while actually failing to deliver. Yet, the dead companies continue to wander lifeless over the markets for years looking for more capital to consume like a horde of zombies.
Sam Altman was on CNBC pushing his latest AI miracle zombie tech.
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Zombie boy

Someone who holds the zombies while the other player/s do the easter egg steps in Call of Duty Zombies.
Hey Coen, can you be zombie boy this game?
Zombie boy by Shothead May 3, 2026

liberal zombie 

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.
The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.
liberal zombie by BWM,VA June 1, 2014

phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.
Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious
phone zombie by jkkstyle June 13, 2013

Smartphone-Zombie 

A person that is constantly focused on his or her smartphone, ignoring the environment and especially other people.
Dude 1: Hey you see that girl over there? She looks good right?
Dude 2: Sure, but I´d stay away from her man, she´s one of those smartphone-zombies.

Consumer-zombie 

A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.

A company's best friend
Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"

Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."
Consumer-zombie by Schwarnold January 20, 2010

money zombie 

A 'money zombie' is a person who exists and lusts for 'money' --- they are severely intellectually stunted and emotionally dead.

A 'money zombie' is a person who only predominantly considers society from economic and monetary perspectives, and they lack empathy.

A 'money zombie' is so cognitively impaired that they cannot meaningfully appreciate society from emotional, natural, physical or any other perspectives, and they always need more money and more stuff to exist --- they are not content unless they are earning, profiting or consuming. They will never experience or know true happiness, love or joy.

A 'money zombie' always need more MONEY and more STUFF, and if this greed drive ever stopped, they might actually come back to real life.
1) Today was Black Friday Sale Day in the USA, and the 'money zombies' were out in full force; and, they actually killed a Wal-mart employee.
2) You can go to Wal-mart and observe the 'money zombies' who are stuffing their faces and carts, with stuff they don't need using credit.
3) 'Money zombies' have existed since 'money' --- "Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." (early 1900's quote)
4) If the 'money zombies' numbers keep growing there may be an economic zombie apocalypse.
money zombie by GlennyJ November 30, 2013