jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

by tutyilion February 13, 2017

zombie palm

Peeling the skin from your palm before masturbation.

Justin Dillon got a mad wicked zombie palm yo.

by nezzreth July 24, 2016

Zombie-Dicking

1. To use one's penis to transmit diseases via sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.

1.*"Hey, why is everyone angry at Todd?"
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."

by CheddarMember December 21, 2019

Zombie princess

Like a pillow princess but sound a sleep. See Bill Cosby.

Who else loves a zombie princess!

by Chellebe January 1, 2020

Zombie Niels

When Niels gets so drunk that the zombie inside him takes full control of his body and mind.

"How was the party last night?"
"Well, Niels became Zombie Niels and tried to steal a car, but otherwise it was good"

by Adrian1906 January 9, 2020

Battlefield Zombies

A game that should be made, but EA is too scared to make such a masterpiece.

Me: "EA, please give us Battlefield Zombies."

EA: "Nah, just wait another 80 years."

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

Zombie chew

This is used when a person of any sex had offered to give oral. When performing the oral, the receiver is unable to be erect, causing it to lump and lifeless. “Dead meat” This is also known as the lollie.

Jess -“what did you do with him last night?”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”

by Caldaddy May 10, 2020