Yeet Yourself

To commit suicide, but without any of the drama or emotional baggage behind it.

Person a: I tried to yeet myself?

Person b: Oh for real?

Person 1: I attempted to commit suicide.
Person 2: I’m so happy you didn’t you’re so perfect. The world world be so dark without your vibrant sprit. You’re so important and perfect, promise me you will never try again.

Person 1,a) I had to write “don’t yeet yourself” to approve the submission, urban dictionary doesn’t understand aspects.
Person 1,b) man that really makes me want to yeet myself.

by Count Cumula January 2, 2022

Yeeting sus

When someone is acting suspiciously towards another person or group of people

My mom packed me tighty whities to go on vacation. Her packing was yeeting sus.

Aiden told us he was leaving the party, but Rowyn saw him sneak into the bathroom with Katie. He is so yeeting sus.

by Mel-e-Mel December 11, 2021

final yeet

r/MadeOfStyrofoam slang for suicide

No! I'm gonna commit final yeet!
(No! I'm gonna commit suicide!)

by anonymous March 18, 2022

yeeted or yote?

yeeted or yote? best basic tank no cap
call yeeted or yote on 53407770 that’s literally his phone number
yeeted best ol
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yeeted or yote? best basic tank

by unicorn>all December 3, 2021

ya yeet

Can mean aggressively yes or no depending on how it's connotated.

"Wanna go to a party? Ya yeet! I'm down if you are!"
"Wanna go watch six hours of Glee? Ya yeet I've got a ton of Spanish homework to do."

by Yayeet243 February 7, 2017

yeet and retreat

when you yeet that bitch and then realise that she's pregnant

"Oh shit, I got my bitch pregnant. Looks like I gotta pull the ol' yeet and retreat."

by markiplier says "E" June 7, 2018

yeet the child

where your girlfriend gave birth but you a christian boy so you yeet the child

you want me to yeet the child

by vote elon musk March 14, 2020