Woke (Noun) - Hand-wringing, bed-wetting little pussies. Think men are women. Think African & Asian culture is superior to White Western & Far Eastern culture. Think illegal immigrants are tops but wouldn't want to live with or near them. Are generally failures in their pathetic existences.
Person 1- hello, nice day isn't it.
Woke person- no it isn't and if you don't agree with me then you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, islamophobic, inbred violent bigot
Woke person- no it isn't and if you don't agree with me then you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, islamophobic, inbred violent bigot
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Mark: “They pride themselves on having a woke relationship where they regularly discuss how social issues impact their interactions and make conscious efforts to create equality by combatting implicit biases.”
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A state of being chronically biased. Grossly racist against ones self. Embracing the ideology of rewriting reality to fit one's narrative in one's own mind. A live and let live attitude towards People that identifies as a CARROT or opposite of ones own gender. Liberal. The habitual need to breakdown a logical statement word for word, endlessly asking what it means. Having a ferm belief that there is more then TWO genders. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. Feeling sorry for a race or people that won't help themselves. Supporting a race that hates your race. A FOLLOWER. Being easily influenced to HATE a political figure that is MAKING AMERICA GRATE AGAIN. Having a vicarious superiority complex for wokeness. Believing in WOKE propaganda over truth...
A state of being chronically biased. Grossly racist against ones self. Embracing the ideology of rewriting reality to fit one's narrative in one's own mind. A live and let live attitude towards People that identifies as a CARROT or opposite of ones own gender. Liberal. The habitual need to breakdown a logical statement word for word, endlessly asking what it means. Having a ferm belief that there is more then TWO genders. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. Feeling sorry for a race or people that won't help themselves. Supporting a race that hates your race. A FOLLOWER. Being easily influenced to HATE a political figure that is MAKING AMERICA GRATE AGAIN. Having a vicarious superiority complex for wokeness. Believing in WOKE propaganda over truth...
Woke: a disgusting ideology taught by the internet and learned by other woke people.
Wow, I can't believe TRUMP is deporting all those Immigrants. You mean illegal Aliens and foreign Criminals?
I stand with Ukraine!
So you're gonna donate a portion of your check to support a Ukraine family?
Whoa, let's not get crazy here, yo...
Wow, I can't believe TRUMP is deporting all those Immigrants. You mean illegal Aliens and foreign Criminals?
I stand with Ukraine!
So you're gonna donate a portion of your check to support a Ukraine family?
Whoa, let's not get crazy here, yo...
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Dumb fuck woke college kids protesting perceived injustice while supporting terrorism, rape, and anti-lgbtq policies.
by eyeknowitall June 4, 2024
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Person 1: Late stage capitalism has exacerbated economic inequality to historic levels.
Person 2: Whatever you say “woke mob leftist”.
Person 2: Whatever you say “woke mob leftist”.
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"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."
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