Woke

The ideal of being a pussy ass bitch. Usually accompanied by being offended easily and having a vag.

I think I heard Toby's vag flapping in the wind. He's a woke ass little bitch.

by Itstimebaby March 12, 2023

Woke

A word used to describe a normal person or organization grounded in reality.

Person A: "Oh my god, people are wearing pronoun pins at work, and they're allowing it! My workplace has become so woke.

Person B: "That's not the insult you think it is."

by Mondfeuer November 19, 2022

Woke

To take or do drugs

Wow this is some good (drug of preference) I’m woke

by Ice Wallow Come February 19, 2018

woke

blake siebenkittel

hi im blake im so woke

by blakehater6 March 8, 2023

Woke

When gay people exist, apparently. This word is mostly used by people on the right side of the political spectrum to describe anything they disagree with. Gun control, critical race theory, climate change activists, and most famously, LGBTQ+ individuals or things.

“Bro, did you hear Bud Light went woke?”

by Aurora_unholy April 15, 2023

Finna woke

When someone is finna woke, it means that they have good spicy quality memes and knows even the most recent ones.

Person1: I watch meme compilations every day.
Person2: Woah, that's finna woke.

Person1: Have you tried the Bleach diet?
Person2: Yes, have you tried it with Tide Pods?
Person1: Oh my God no I haven't, thanks for the suggestion it's finna woke.

by t h i c c a s s b o May 6, 2018

Woke

"Woke": A state of leftist liberal brainwashing and propaganda imposed on society through politics, media, public education and peer pressure under the guise of "social justice" and political activism, with the goals of dismantling European white ethnic and national identity, conservative ethics, common sense and universal Christian moral and family values.

Braindead leftist liberal moron: "I'm so woke I hate all white people, am unashamedly a supporter of BLM, Antifa, LGBTQ and I hate all Christians too! And I hate God, and conservatives, and capitalism, and property rights, and free speech and free thought and critical thinking and common sense and...and...and...whatever else my beloved celebrity idols tell me to hate! And I love communism and socialism and...and...and whatever else my celebrity idols tell me to love and support! Yeah! Social justice! Screw white people!"

Normal person: "Cringe!"

by De La Vega October 4, 2023