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Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.
That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...
by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023
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Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.
John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025
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ass wipe

a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping
Your such an ass wipe.

Thanks i love ass wipes
by joecord May 17, 2016
mugGet the ass wipemug.

wipe tubing

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.

"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017
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Thats Wipe

The act of saying something or someone is right.
yeah bro, thats wipe. he aint capping.
by Lasagnasupreme007 June 5, 2022
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clam wipe

When a woman wipes her vaginas on an unsuspecting person's face after she just had sex.
That passed out dude on the couch just got clam wiped.
by Markram January 29, 2017
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Ass wipe

an ass wipe is when you take toilet paper and put it up ur asshole
Wow noah is an ass wipe
by Oh yheah baby October 6, 2020
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