When you are done wiping your ass after taking a shit and you're not sure if you wiped everything away, the decision for a courtesy wipe has to be made. This is done as a courtesy to other people that might have to deal with your stank ass from not wiping enough.
Adam: "What is that smell?"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"
by Nurseperkytits November 28, 2013
Wet wipes specifically used after having intercourse. They are butt, goober, pussy wipes. BUtt, GOober, PUssy wet wipes to clean after coitus. Bugosy wipes.
Hey babe, that was incredible, can you hand me a bugosy wipe? I need to clean my goober.
Hey babe, that was the best ever, can you hand me one of those wet wipes, the bugosy wipes. I need to wipe the cum off my pussy and butt.
Hey babe, that was the best ever, can you hand me one of those wet wipes, the bugosy wipes. I need to wipe the cum off my pussy and butt.
The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 02, 2017
When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.
by Didddies February 08, 2017
Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
by Gloucester Cunt July 03, 2020
When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022
National Jerk and a Wipe Day
by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 15, 2024