Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down

“Damn bro it’s hot out here”
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine “

by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024

Wind rivered

The act of being murdered by close friends or coworkers with the purpose of removing you from the picture, and allowing them to run a train on your partner. Or your partner’s coworkers or close friends killing them, with the intent of running a train on you. Can refer to either.

Damn Kieth, remember that scene in wind river where they wind rivered that one dude and his girlfriend. That was such a wind river moment.

by DuckPondMan April 9, 2021

Winds Crazy

When you and a friend kiss and blame it on the wind

Golly gosh the winds crazy today

by Big Gavin June 5, 2022

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.

I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.

by templehoffer October 26, 2012

Golden Wind

The simultaneous action of urinating while ripping ass hard enough to turn the stream into a fine mist

Ive heard of a golden shower... but a golden wind requires some special talent

by AzureFish February 21, 2025

Stick the wind up them

Term used to express dissatisfaction of a groups or individuals motivation and encouragement of managerial force to motivate groups or individuals to show more urgency, detail, or quality in there work.

Once your in the meeting can you "Stick the wind up them" so that they understand the task is urgent.

by Big 'Orse October 24, 2018