The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week
Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait
by Dr. Azzwipe October 16, 2008
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Two Weeks

Two Weeks

(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)

Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022
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Turkey Week

n. The week after Thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. During turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, casseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. Turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.
Tom: I can't wait to eat this turkey sandwich!

Bob: Yeah, ya' gotta love turkey week.
by TurkeyLover December 1, 2009
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Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week
I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week
by Mgb1238746 October 2, 2020
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vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
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Dugan Week

The third week of January, where it is customary to post a picture/meme of Mr. Dugan everyday. This week is the inspiration for Shark Week.
Yo are you ready for midterms? Nah dude I’m freaking out . The only thing that’s going to get me through then are the posts for Dugan Week.
by PrettyLittleTylers January 24, 2019
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Student of the week

Student of the week is a person randomly selected from the class who is the center of attention for a week on the fanpage
Person 1:“Hey do you know who student of the week is?”
Person 2:“Yeah its Henry”
by Billybobbyjoeyeeyee October 22, 2019
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