Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.

I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.

by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 3, 2022

Pussy Weasel

A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.

My buddy Mark is a "pussy weasel", keep your girl on your lap...lol

by cartuneist March 31, 2022

Waste Weasel

When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.

Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."

by Mischiepple December 31, 2020

Bumble Weasel

When you hit a cross map on Raid in Call of duty

I just hit a bumble weasel

by Callum Strang January 1, 2021

Pussy Weasel

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel

“Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”

by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021

ron weasel

ron weasel is a weasel that xenia randomly like but laura hates it and ron weasel looks like a squirell i was here ehuehuehuehueheuehue

laura i love ron weasel!!! NO RON WEASEL SUCKS

by lulubunnies January 19, 2021