Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

Grey Weasel

MILF snatch. Mature woman's pubes.

He got drunk and went hunting the Grey Weasel.

by muffincruncher December 6, 2010

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

Huge Weasels

Huge Weasels is a great made up Nation from the game www.nation states.net. If you own a nation join the Forbidden Land of the Weasels. Huge Weasels rivals are Shland, do not ally with them. Check out Huge Weasels by going to nation states and search for Huge Weasels.

Huge Weasels are an amazing nation

Join the Forbidden Land of the Weasels

by Huge Weasels April 29, 2005

Cock weasel

A wanna-be Eskimo bro. “Mr. Steal Your Girl”

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!

by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019

stank weasel

a form of beatin someone ass (usually associated with video gamers)

hit it wit yer stank weasel.

by codycorrel August 11, 2006

Weasel Booty

Something that brings one joy

Person 1: "Hey, did you listen to that album I lent you the other day?"
Person 2: "Yea, man, it's totally a weasel booty for sure"

by NextLevelNaps March 19, 2023