The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
by Selsie December 15, 2021
Get the Shit weaselmug. 1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..
2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...
2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?
A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..
Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?
A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..
Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
by Big Bee Baby June 18, 2018
Get the weasel packagemug. "Did you see that skeevy weasel on the ride to chinatown?"
"I hope some day to grow up to be a skeevy weasel and creep girls out on the bus all day."
"I hope some day to grow up to be a skeevy weasel and creep girls out on the bus all day."
by hsigor August 20, 2007
Get the skeevy weaselmug. To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.
by Emerica ann August 25, 2014
Get the bleeding the weaselmug. by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011
Get the Smacking the Weaselmug. The act of aggressively shoving one's big toe and or foot in someone's anal cavity. Usually by force, the weaseler often has "helping feet", that are used to pin the victim down.
by PoopWhore69 December 16, 2019
Get the Weaselmug. by spencer soper October 2, 2020
Get the crap weaselmug.