tuckered

When one of your "boys" steals a girl that you were hooking up with that night and acts like a complete douchebag.

Me: Hey man, how was your night?
You: Well it was good until this big o'l fuck came up to me while i was hooking up with a chick and just started talking shit about me so she would go to him.
Me: Awww dude, you just got tuckered!!!

by Mr. Willie October 30, 2013

hockey tickets

another name for toilet paper

I just dropped a bomb and were out of hockey tickets........

by wheelsonthebuz May 28, 2006

tickets

Condoms, because you need a ticket to get in.

Oh no, you are not having sex with me without tickets.

by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006

tucker

the one guy who spends time on a dictionary site giving fake ass definitions of peoples names to make people feel better about themselves. nobody likes tucker. fuck you tucker.

Some guy: "oh shit tucker made a definition for your name!"
jake: "fuck that guy for some reason"

by FukLifeKillUrself October 1, 2016

That's the ticket

A phrase used by someone who is shifty and they want to express the notion that they have ulterior motives. Usually said at the end of their sentence.

This phrase was coined by Jon Lovitz playing the character Tommy Flanagan on SNL.

Bob: Where are you going?

Sally: (who is planning to ditch Bob) "I'm uh...uh... going to the restroom. Yeah, that's the ticket."

Bob: Ok hope everything comes out ok.

I'm growing 'vegetables' (marijuana). Yeah, that's the ticket

by Lincoln's Wet Nurse October 8, 2017

Ticket Drop

When a cute blonde starts to get wet for a popular black guy she sees out and about on her day, she gets a little "drop" in her panties. See also: getting her float on.

Abby got a Ticket Drop for Big Marcus at the mall.

by See you on the field September 5, 2005

wolf ticket

An excuse for why you can't go after being invited somewhere.

Yo I invited Jerry to the Concert but he gave me a wolf ticket

by NewBeeDemon August 1, 2009