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tool chicken

1.Someone who always seems to have the tool or object you need for any given situation.
2.Someone thats designated tool gopher on a constuction site,kinda like a beer bitch.
"Howard must be a tool chicken because he just shit out a hammer when I needed it."

"Hey Ralph, be a good tool chicken and go get me a power drill."
by dragonass98 March 14, 2006
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Tool Shed

The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!
A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.

Convo between 2 girls:

Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"

Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"
by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009
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Tool Bag

A person who is a tool and a douche bag.
The idiot that cut me off in traffic was a Tool Bag
by BizzyBlond April 18, 2011
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cocksucking tool

Originally the poster on FC formerly known as DangNabbit.
Now used on anyone who is being a prick.
by discordian December 19, 2003
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tool box

A derogatory term for a tool's girlfriend; does not necessarily mean that the girl herself is a tool as well.
"Missy wouldn't be so bad if her boyfriend, Brad, wasn't such a tool; but you know how those tool boxes tend to be..."
by MuseL May 27, 2008
mugGet the tool boxmug.

Tool Flowers

Flowers made out of tools for a father's day present.

The term was made famous by Toby Turner in one of his lazyvlogs
ijustine: What are you getting you're father for Father's Day Toby?
Toby Turner: Just some freakin' TOOL FLOWERS! (heelys away)
by STEVEN_tobuscus June 18, 2011
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tool bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."
by cruggina October 27, 2013
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