tool chicken

1.Someone who always seems to have the tool or object you need for any given situation.
2.Someone thats designated tool gopher on a constuction site,kinda like a beer bitch.

"Howard must be a tool chicken because he just shit out a hammer when I needed it."

"Hey Ralph, be a good tool chicken and go get me a power drill."

by dragonass98 March 14, 2006

Tool Shed

The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!

A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.

Convo between 2 girls:

Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"

Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"

by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009

Tool Bag

A person who is a tool and a douche bag.

The idiot that cut me off in traffic was a Tool Bag

by BizzyBlond April 18, 2011

cocksucking tool

Originally the poster on FC formerly known as DangNabbit.
Now used on anyone who is being a prick.

Dang, you are such a cocksucking tool!

by discordian December 19, 2003

tool box

A derogatory term for a tool's girlfriend; does not necessarily mean that the girl herself is a tool as well.

"Missy wouldn't be so bad if her boyfriend, Brad, wasn't such a tool; but you know how those tool boxes tend to be..."

by MuseL May 27, 2008

Tool Flowers

Flowers made out of tools for a father's day present.

The term was made famous by Toby Turner in one of his lazyvlogs

ijustine: What are you getting you're father for Father's Day Toby?
Toby Turner: Just some freakin' TOOL FLOWERS! (heelys away)

by STEVEN_tobuscus June 18, 2011

tool off

when many tools gather together to see who is the top tool

did you hear that Brad won the tool off against Jake? he got 30 style points for his Oakleys

by chestercheeto June 13, 2011