Vaseline on toast

Vaseline on some toast. Are you fucking retarded what did you expect

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by Vaseline on toast April 21, 2019

toasterbread

Something that has been left in the toaster, such as a bagel, poptart, or (especially) toast. It was cooked, likely for the intent of eating, but was neglected for days for whatever reason. This is usually performed by siblings who have plenty of time to eat it, or parents, who keep their coffee in the microwave for days without drinking it. This could technically be considered toasterbread too.

Hey, who's toast is this? It's getting cold, dont you want it? (one week later) Nobody ate the toast... now it's toasterbread. -_-

by Toast... July 24, 2008

Toast xx

A sniper who says Mhmmmm after every nice shot.

*Noscope*
MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Toasty.
OMG TOAST XX YOURE SO COOL!!!

by CASTORO FB April 5, 2011

Toast Face

A word to describe a person that looks as though they have just popped out of a toaster.
Specifically, hair stood up on end, face red, dazed expression.

"Oh my goodness, have you seen Oli this morning, he has such a toast face."

by pandawild February 13, 2014

cheese toastie thursday

The aforementioned day of the week when you make excessive amounts of cheesetoasties, trying out new combinations of ingredients. Orignated on a thursday, but recently spread to any day of the week.

Too many cheese toasties on cheese toastie thursday will make me do a portsmouth steamer}

by harding April 7, 2005

Liberty Toast

the name given to French Toast following the rash of anti-French sentiment that followed 9/11 and the start of the War on terror. Along the same patriotic lines as Freedom Fries and Democracy Dressing but had its origins in WW1 with terms such as "hot dogs" and liberty cabbage that were used for similar reasons with respect to all things German

In the Red State Diner jim quickly noticed that Liberty Toast had replaced French toast on the breakfast menu.

Would you like some good American Maple syrup with your Liberty Toast?

On todays menu: Liberty Toast with all-American scrapple, only 3.99!

by binydeamon September 5, 2009

Burnt Toast With Nutella

When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.

Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."

Harry: "What did you do?"

Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"

Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"

by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 October 11, 2011