Mr. Ross

The best band director in all of the land, leading his loyal band to victory in their competitions. A very sensibly fashionable man, particularly associated with the phrase "U won't", he makes a living off of making children cry, especially when the clarinet section only has one player in it (please end my suffering.)

Guy 1: "Did you see the band director at our school?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"

i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies

by heyitzcam December 14, 2021

Ava Nicole Ross

My best friend🤩<33.

Who is Ava Nicole Ross? My bestie duh.

by Jordyn82828 December 18, 2021

Big ross

A fucking legend who is very straight and fucks a lot of sexy bitches with his massive bulbous horse cock bigger than the surface of the sun.

Oh look at big Ross I’d love to wrap my tits around his massive cock.

by The bbbooss January 30, 2022

Hunter ross classic

When hunter ross from drumlin heights violently shits in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes.

He just did the Hunter classic to me, what a legend. The hunter classic is when you shit in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes. Hunter ross classic.

by Hunterisepic February 5, 2022

The Ross

Also referred as "The big league Jew" or "Jew-bert Shekalstein" this mysterious humanoid creature resides crevasses in nearby Chicago Illinois, this creature can be found complaining about something or perhaps being obnoxious with other sub humans, its behavior resembles much of a hob-goblin or leprechaun, however these creatures are misunderstood, but be cautious they feed of fecal matter and cartilage

"Yo did see that Ross (The Ross) yesterday? The thing was eating a dead deer on the I-5 near Tacoma."

by VonWolfhouspudishment March 15, 2022

ross colton

the hottest most sexiest hockey player to exist.

“i love ross colton, hes so good”
“ross colton is so fine”

by elisa colton April 11, 2022

rossed

adjective. irritated by abrasion. Probably derived from "ross," meaning outer bark. To ross (v. tr.): to remove the outer bark. By extension in my former community in Allegany County, NY, to abrade the skin, sometimes to the point of rawness.

"The boy's bare legs were rossed when he slid down the rope." Slang expression: "Wouldn't that ross your ass?" meaning, "Wouldn't you be highly annoyed or perturbed to the point of mental or emotional irritation or agitation?"

by Reamerstraff July 11, 2004