Wet Desperation

When someone pulls you aside while you're on your way to the bathroom and you feel liquid running down your leg hoping that it's pee

Dude I had wet desperation when Rick pulled me aside to talk.

by TheMagicTy February 29, 2016

Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019

wet foreskin

a foreskin that is moist

wow you have a wet foreskin.

by danthemanteehee June 24, 2018

Wet apple

An inflamed clitoris

Bro, did your girl have a wet Apple?

by Jammer1738 April 17, 2016

Wet patcher

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.

Bill is a real wet patcher

by Mummaj March 22, 2012

Wet Flip

Getting up to flip a vinyl record to its other side during sex

Last night when Maddy and I were having sex I had to get up and do a wet flip.

by swissinnnng December 5, 2011

Wet by 6

When a woman has OCD so bad, she has a natural alarm clock in her head to wake up and shower by 6am. Has to wash her hair every morning due to curls is it she twists every day having the same compulsive attributes. Leaves the same time every day to take people to school, work, ect. Patterns change some times during the daily routine, but she's always Wet by 6.

She/he to be Wet by 6 to start the day.

Sometimes during Wet by 6 people can pulls out the kelly i.e. right hand look it up, it's on UD, the left is named who she's never allowed to mention;) due to liable issues if she does, but Oh does the left take care of the job, JK.

by EANGCHellzALL May 7, 2010