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Snausage weasel

A person who slurps said slimy snausage for little to no cost. Strictly for their own enjoyment.
Eww "Cody" is a snausage weasel. Did you see how he treated that snausage?
by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022
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weasel

a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.
edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022
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Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested
by Frii October 27, 2022
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evil weasel

a person who, like a weasel, hunts and kill small animals - but does it because they're evil, not because they're hungry
-did you hear that Mark killed that mouse family living in his walls?

-oh yeah, he must've been hungry

-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!

-man, that guy's an evil weasel
by gus man November 9, 2022
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Solid weasel

Who the fuck is that
Solid weasel is so fucking gay i hate him
by AUUUUUUGH May 9, 2022
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Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.
by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022
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Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.
by Selsie December 15, 2021
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