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Show Turd

A poop you can be proud of. One deserving of a prize. Often shown to friends so they may praise it and judge it against their own.
Kevin: Come here and see this show turd i just laid in your toilet. How does it compare?

Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.
by Lilphe June 25, 2010
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show crack

A TV show that IZ SO GOOD!! that its like being addicted to crack. Your show actually effects your emotions (to an extent) in real life, and life and frienship stops during that half hour or hour of your favorite tv show(s)
-Do you watch Merlin on the beeb?
-No what's that?!?!
-HOMGZ that is ma show crack!!!
by Marimbanator October 8, 2010
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Gong Show

1. Title of a schlocky 1970s syndicated series starring Chuck Barris and featuring the dubious talents of Gene Gene The Dancing Machine, The Unknown Comic and many others.

2. A group of stupid, incompetent and/or crooked people, doing stuff that would get them fired from most other places.

3. A situation where anything that could go wrong does.
The Gong Show turned your brains into mush in a half hour.

The whole fucking place is a gong show, nobody knows what they are doing.

The party last night was one big gong show. The DJ played The Carpenters, we had nothing but stale Cheetos and warm beer, and we watched Gigli on TV. We should have stayed home!
by The Real Canadian July 10, 2021
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trunk show

event highlighting a woman's rear end or butt, trunk shows can include twerking, lingerie, thongs and such to highlight the booty. As this is no necessarily a contest, the largest example of a trunk show is the Miss Bumbum contest in Brazil.
That trunk show was the first time I saw a midget balanced on a girls booty.
by KrazzyCosmo August 14, 2014
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showing bush

exposing too much of the pubic area, especially pubic hair
I had to buy new shorts so I wasn't showing bush.
by Malibu Barbie October 13, 2013
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the attic show

its a show in the attic a rip of jackass or mom its TOP BANNANA
this the attic show it second to bannans no more
by manbeast hunter March 30, 2005
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Show Stopper

When a man is about to bust his nut but he pulls out and covers his dick hole with his thumb to plug the flow
Sam pulled the "show stopper" on Kim to keep from impregnation.
by StiffPeter1015 October 16, 2022
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