Chinese Sheep

A Chinese Sheep is a person who has pubes long enough to completely cover his/her private area.

Hey man, I fucked a Chinese Sheep last night.

by KuffedPants May 21, 2017

geek sheep

someone blindly following geek culture icons without being actually passionate about them.

look at all those geek sheep watching the new disney star wars movie!
i hear janet likes the ghostbusters reboot - what a total geek sheep!

by prdict0r May 23, 2021

sheep's heart

(verb) (noun) (adj) - To bring a organ of a sheep from the biology wing to the lunch room and leave it for others to mess with and get in trouble with.

1. Matt brought the Sheep's Heart to the lunch rooom and some of us got In-School-Restriction for being part of it.

2. That Sheep Heart really fucked us, now we're in trouble.

3. That thing was just like the Sheep Heart!

by mantreeotto December 24, 2008

Sheep

Sheep: n someone easily misled by foreign agents or mischievous 13 yr olds into believing the most improbable information. Often found quoting scientists or doctors who don't practice in the field they are commenting on, experts who don't exist or non peer reviewed papers.

Those sheep keep quoting youtubers as a source for critical medical advice.

by Capt Scrappy June 15, 2021

Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.

Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.

If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)

by bitchuck September 8, 2024

Sheer your sheep

Usually fighting words. Can we used in place of I’ll clean your clock or I’ll bust your chops.

sheer your sheep - ready to fight

Jeff: “fuck you!”
John: “I’ll sheer your sheep bitch.”

by That guy 175672 February 25, 2020

Sheep

Someone who looks up their name on Urban Dictionary and believes it to be true before posting on social media

Everyone else is doing it so I need to feel relevant too and follow the other sheep

by HMFIC November 24, 2021