mushroom monkeys

A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.

Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.

by sehunsimmons September 20, 2016

dutch mushroom

Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.

I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.

by dootzero September 17, 2021

mushroom stampin

To poke a male in the forehead with a penis.

Brett Mushroom Stamped Mark late last night in brett's basement.

by E-Haw December 26, 2002

white mushroom

white mushroom also known as hongjoong from ateez. he now has a bowl on his head!

we love our white mushroom!

by hehetys March 13, 2021

Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.

Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin

by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018

mushroom <3

The prettiest most handsome boy on this planet with the most gorgeous dimples ever♡

I love you Mushroom <3

by Bub♡ November 2, 2021

Mushroom

Someone who's kept in the dark and fed shit. Like a mushroom.

They treated me like a mushroom. They kept me in the dark and fed me shit.

by BayesianBits August 1, 2017