Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010
by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021
When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020
The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.
Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
by DirtyHairy June 17, 2015
When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.
by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018
When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?
by Peltmaster August 17, 2022
by N Fusion August 4, 2008