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A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.
"I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it."
by Diego November 12, 2003
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1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
by Disclaimer October 7, 2006
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Fluffing your own pole

When a person tries to make him/herself (usually male) seem better than they are by talking themselves up.

Also known as "fluffing"
Man: "I ran 25 kms last night and did 150 pushups"
Woman: "Stop fluffing your own pole"
by coolcatmoo April 8, 2009
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meaning it's easier to have a sex change operation from male 2 female...(cut off the male genetalia and create a vagina hole opening) than to have a female to male sex change operation...u can't cover the vagina hole opening and attach male genetalia, a bat and two balls a bat and two balls (penis and testicles)
pole means 8====> penis
Man 1: I want to have a sex change operation
Woman 1: You know what they say about sex change operations??? It's easier to dig a hole than build a pole...lolol
by blthrskt December 28, 2005
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when steve carrell gets on a pole and works it as a russian immigrant might.
"I"M FROM RUSSIA AND I EAT HUMANS LIKE ONE WHO WOULD BE WORK that POLE LIKE A RUSSIAN IMMIGRANT"
by sloth dog April 6, 2010
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Like "putting all your eggs in one basket", but referring to when all of the Polish Royalty crashed in the plane accident.
To risk losing everything by putting all your efforts or all your money into one plan or one course of action.
"Man! I just lost all my money on one roulette roll!"

Wow, you were really putting all of your Poles in one plane on that one.
by CoOpmeister June 23, 2010
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An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.
by J M Featherstone April 5, 2020
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