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poser

someone so needy for attention they act like a fag to get it.
People who think that going to Hot Topic and dying their hair black and listening to Linkin Park makes them cool. They deny the whole indie/goth culture by a)supporting Hot Topic, a multimillion dollar corporation that only wants MONEH! b) doing what EVERYONE with more than a thousand friends on MySpace has done. c) supporting Linkin Park who have a contract with a huge record label that doesn't care about music, just money.
What a fuckin' poser! He bought that Good Charlotte shirt at Hot Topic.

People who will deny themselves and take personalities that are mass-produced by corporate America.

People who like the Ramones more than X or Minutemen because they had more chart success.
by hottopicisforfaggyposers October 7, 2008
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poser

Derived from the judgmental label "poseur", this word with obvious origins and usage attributed to Canada is most often used by hosers, and a recent influx of wanna-be posers. See also: insecure losers.
*Browses recently taken face pics on camera*

Attractive model: "Noooo, you didn't get me at the right angle!"
Obnoxious Canadian: "Poser"

Everyone else: "..."
by H8UsCozTheyAnus July 15, 2025
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Poser

A massive trend chasing retard who ruins culture mostly skating
person 1: Oh for fuck sake that twat bought in a prebuilt board hes never skated to school
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn

person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}
by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi September 15, 2020
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POSER

To pose: To pretend, to be somebody you're not, Like Julia Cortes

to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.
Julia Cortes is poser
by msyessiirr May 28, 2021
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Poser

A word invented by music-nazis (Especially in metal) to refer to someone who likes a song or a band that the music-nazi doesn't like.
"Man, you like Wind Rose? That's some poser shit right there" "Shut up dude, I know you had sex with your sister yesterday."
by Warpztone Lova April 22, 2025
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Poser

Someone using a genre/groups trend that they’re not a part of, for the purpose of looking cool, funny, trendy, or for attention.
“Why is he posting anime he doesn’t even watch it?”
“Idk he’s such a poser
by Seenaseena April 7, 2023
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Posers

Someone who portrays themself as a hero, or a villain, or has somebody else portray them as a hero, or villain.
The two girls posed for a photo for the books before running off with all the money, just like the rest. That made them posers, not heroes.
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
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