Miracle mile

Getting yourself off in under 2 minutes. 60 seconds if you have a penis.

"Girl my man was so busy watching the game last night, I wen't to the bathroom and ran a miracle mile."

by WhitneySo August 10, 2022

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half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh September 5, 2016

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A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.

Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."

by anonymous August 7, 2024

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Miles

5'11 230lbs

Wow who is that 5'11 230 lbs thumb, it's just miles!

by hamikibabayaga January 14, 2024

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Dirty Miles

When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.

He done did a dirty miles.

by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023

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Green-miled

When you or someone you love is being Green-miled it can sometimes be hard, yet hilarious to watch. simply put, it is when you're trapped in a conversation with someone who is talking at you. You feel like the dude in the movie of the same name who's mouth is being filled with a thousand angry flies.

Fuck sakes, look at Gary over there getting Green-Miled by that fat cunt Heather again.

by G.Regrets November 25, 2021

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