ga-doosh

The sound of a fat old man falling on hardwood floor.

Yesterday a fat man fell down on the bowling lane next to me, and the sound he made was ga-doosh.

by itsjareds April 27, 2010

gas bag

gas bag is a slang term used when referring to strong marijuana that is being held in a small bag for personal use.

"93 gas bag petro" Pee Wee Longway on Rerocc

by MiscellaneousMemphian March 8, 2019

first gas

Flatulence strategically performed while passing through first-class seating when boarding an airplane.

The rich may not have to work or pay taxes, but I'll be damned if they get to treat me like a second-class citizen on an airplane! That's why I practice first gas. How's that cookie taste now?

by Delta5 January 1, 2012

out of gas

exhausted, worn out

Man, am I out of gas.

by The Return of Light Joker June 12, 2009

Valdosta, GA

1)A town in south eastern georgia, that is completely overrated, but has a Walmart for the bored rednecks to walk around and wonder aimlessly while trying to power over their child's screaming abilities, while they make out with their hillbilly next of kin, because there is nothing else to do. Thanks for supporting Corporate America guys.

2) A town in southeastern United States where every body talks behind your back.

If you like inbred central, spit that chew outta your mouth, talk so I can understand you when you say "War-mart" (or to you backwooders: Wally World) so quite making out with your sister and slip "it" out of grammie, and get your asses down to Valdosta, GA.

by Baily told me to do it. January 25, 2011

Gas baby

After eating gas inducing foods your stomach is bloated and painful. Sometimes confused with a poo baby. Later when relieving yourself you find only loud and obnoxious gases escape. Hence "gas baby".

My poo baby was a miscarriage. It was nothing but an angry gas baby.

by Cinnimon Jones August 23, 2011

the gas chamber

the sexual act of getting head from a lady under a blanket and then proceeding to give her a dutch oven while she is still performing oral sex on you.

Joe: hey man, sheila was giving me head last night and i held down the blankets and gave her the gas chamber!....it was awesome!

Josh: kick ass man! sheila is such a fuckin dumpster slut

by Joe Lattuca December 13, 2008