brown jug flu

When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day

I have the Brown jug flu today guys . I drank WAY to much last night

by Lizzie4136 February 25, 2018

Flu

The flu is the hurtful and shity but effective way to get out of going to school

mom:wake up we are going to school
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine

by JohnnyBlu3 November 25, 2019

Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022

turd flu

slang for a toilet that men (usually teenagers) use for when they masturbate on the toilet.

Jimmy: Yeah I masturbated on the turd flu during gym class
Elijah: Damn Jimmy! You’re insane!

by sebb. November 29, 2017

princess flu

The period or monthly menstrual cycle of a female. Aunt flo is in town for the week. That bitch is on the rag.

You dont want to come to my house this week my wife has the princess flu.

by Knot u December 13, 2018

Flu Shot

Just as your ready to finish your grab your partner head take the tip of your penis and put it up to their nose and shoot your load up it.

Baby I want that load but not in my hair or eyes give me a flu shot.

by JJ AND BG November 4, 2021

Flu-Shot

A 50 ml shooter bottle, an especially discrete choice of drink.

"I gotta go get my flu-shots before this funeral"

by bootybandit608 January 11, 2025