= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
Get the The creeper's formulamug. Damn did you hear that new track by "G*****"?
Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
by bdubzy April 20, 2012
Get the beat creepermug. An older guy who thinks it makes him "hip" to drink Craft beer. They usually "Creep" around younger people with their IPAs. They are out spoken about how cool Craft beers are and think this makes them seem "cool" and "younger" when in reality they are just creepy old guys.
by Captain know it all December 2, 2022
Get the craft creepermug. by Stacey'smom! April 19, 2018
Get the Bin Creepermug. A green, cublike monster commonly associated with the game Minecraft, as it is one of the game's mascots and its face often appears in promotional art and videos for it. It spawns at low light levels in any area and will not burn in the daylight like other mobs (mobile entities) that spawn in low light levels. It can spawn anywhere that has low light levels except for the Nether and The End. It has 20 health, and will try to sneak up on you, as it makes no sound except when it is about to explode or when it has taken damage. Once it has gotten close enough to a player, it will self-destruct and explode. There is also a different type of creeper called a charged creeper, which can appear if a creeper is struck by lightning. A charged creeper has a larger blast radius compared to a normal creeper.
by DeltaGamerAlt September 24, 2019
Get the Creepermug. A mob in the videogame Minecraft. It explodes when in contact with players. Since the mob explodes, it can be used against muslims.
WATCH OUT! THERE IS A CREEPER BEHIND YOU.
by Poshpaw February 14, 2017
Get the Creepermug. Theres a creeper aw man. Now I have to get my pickaxe and swing it side to side my grueling task is to find diamonds.
by Trent (From Minehut) August 4, 2019
Get the Creepermug.