False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 21, 2010

Adventure Book

Every present ever

What will you give me for my birthday?
Adventure book

by mrs.anime March 28, 2017

book insomnia

When a book is so good you can't fall asleep because you'd have to stop reading.

"Man, you look tired."

"Yeah, I didn't sleep last night, I had book insomnia."

by Wht2Read March 01, 2020

coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.

Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

book this place

immediate departure time

Bobby, there's my ex, we gotta book this place!

by stinker69 March 16, 2009

Book Horny

When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.

Connor is so book horny for Brandon Sanderson's new book.

by Halfpint939 March 31, 2022

Pushing Book

To study extensively for long periods of time. This is often found being done the night before a huge test or exam.

Sesi: We're writing Economics tomorrow and I haven't started studying!
Doug: I'm going to be Pushing Book tonight till the early hours.. I suggest you do the same because it counts 50% of our year mark.

by Sesita June 22, 2011