texas leafblower

after taking a hit of weed, you blow it in the girls vagina, then suck it out

give her a texas leafblower

by crazy mexican May 19, 2008

texas hotstick

this is when you are fucking your bitch in the ass and then you spit some chew on you dick and continue the madness!

hey sally how would you like to try the texas hotstick tonight?

by greg June 21, 2006

Texas Rose

Sticking your ass in someones face and letting out a racid fart.

"One of my asshat friends slept over one night so I popped a squat over his face and woke his ass up with a Texas Rose he'll never forget"

by Natish November 4, 2006

Texas Flapjack

The act of applying ones ballsweat to anothers facial area in the form of a slap.

1.hey he is asleep. lets texas flapjack him!

by anusblast May 16, 2013

texas ladder

One person gets on a ladder (5 feet tall) with a hard cock. The other person lays on the ground spreading his lubed up anus. The dude on the ladder then jumps and penetrates the other persons sopping wet gaping bung hole.

Dude my anus still hurts from when your brother did the texas ladder on me

by Texas ladder August 15, 2015

Texas Rose

Anal Prolapse far beyond the point of a pink sock.

Search for 'Mila Shegol Anal Prolapse'.
The original Texas Rose.

by The Great Malazo July 23, 2011

The Texas Rubdown

The act of rubbing somebodies body in a fine sexual fashion.

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by Yung Corduroy Da Boss December 2, 2010