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Cloudy bucket tear

The act of ejaculating out your eye balls when you're suddenly surprised by an unbearably site of a top ten ugliest vaginas.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
You've got more chance of winning the lottery than producing cloudy bucket tears but remember it's impossible to avoid until all growler owners are enforced to wear a vag badge warning.
by Scamp22 July 2, 2025
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White man tears

She's thinks she's drinking white man tears, but she's really drinking white male semen
by My name is ???? December 11, 2022
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Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.
Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.
by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022
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Clown Tears

The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...
"yeah man ever since Trump backed out of that Paris deal Tina's been shedding those Clown Tears...
by BirdLi June 8, 2017
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Orphan Tears

A term sometimes used humorously or creatively as a name for a fictional cocktail. In popular culture, "Orphan tears" may refer to a made-up drink with a whimsical or dark connotation.
Instead of drinking imported beers, somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears
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Salty Tears

Is where you at a super duper hot area and you are sweating soo much that your entire face is covered with sweat and the sweat enters your eye making your eyes burn and red
I hate riding in your car because it has no a/c and during hot days I always have salty tears which I cannot stand.
by EMD F59PHI August 16, 2024
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Tears For Clowns

A shoop group comprised of supporters of pedophilia amd child grooming. While they claim affiliation with Clownsec, it's worth noting that Clownsec denies any affiliation with Tears For Clowns, other than admitting that Tears For Clowns was created by a former Clownsec member who had been disavowed.
Has anyone noticed that Tears For Clowns group is comprised of pedo supporters?
by DustinDavis465 October 6, 2019
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