Kid Tax

The price of the extra things you buy in a store because you happen to have your kids in tow.

Kid: Hey, those keychains are cool!
...
Cashier (@ checkout): Those keychains are $4.99
Parent: Well, there's another $5 Kid Tax!

by O. Hugh Aytwontu October 1, 2012

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slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

by Mark28392 September 4, 2012

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The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.

Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.

by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011

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tax bog

When an individual or a family struggles to pay income or property taxes in such a way that they question the value of the services those taxes fund.

"I just got back my income tax return and I'm in a total tax bog. After I pay my property tax I might have enough left to buy a burger and a beer."

"My property taxes just went up what the hell do we need a street light for?"
"Whoa man, you got in a fender bender their last summer. You have to get out of this tax bog."

by warrenmt March 27, 2011

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